I used to think I took games too seriously!

Once upon a time, I used to think I took video games too seriously. That’s what I thought until I read the following article about this french gamer I mean!

Counter-Strike player Julien Barreaux stabbed a victim, identified only as Mikhael, in real life “to see his rival wiped out for killing off his character”.

For seven months, the 20-year old plotted his revenge and finally tracked his online killer, who lived only a “few miles” from Barreaux. After Mikhael opened the door, Barreaux plunged a kitchen knife into Mikhael’s chest less than an inch away from his heart. Despite him making a quick escape, police arrested him within the hour.

Barreaux has been sentenced to (only) two years in jail for Grievous Bodily Harm and will be undergoing psychiatric tests and anger management classes. Judge Alexiane Potel called him a “menace to society” and stated, “I am frankly terrified of the disproportionate reaction you could have if someone looked at you the wrong way in the street.” Whatever it is, Potel, I suggest you stay from sharp objects for the next seven months.

It’s the actual name!

I decided to go to the store today to pick up some essential items. Essential items being things like Milk, Bread, Chocolate and snack cakes of course. So, when I went to the store, I noticed a bakery truck doing some deliveries to one of our local smaller grocery stores. Which isn’t odd at all, since stores obviously get their bread delivered to them, right? It’s not like they grow them on a bread tree, although you have to admit, that would be really spiffy if they could do that.

Anyway, the odd part of it was the name of the bakery that was delivering the bread. However, instead of just telling you I will show you.

Now, some of you, or all of you, may already know about this bakery, however I had never heard of them, and with that kind of name, one would think I would have heard of it sometime before now.

Anyway, as you can see the bakery is called Bimbo. The name in its self is amusing, however what’s even more amusing is the fact that the mascot is a cute fluffy white bear! What does that have to do with the fine art of Bimboing?! absolutely nothing I tell you! What they should have went with was a smexy looking brunette baker chick with large breasts! This way, they could give their mascot a catchy little mascotish name that would stick in peoples minds. Something like “Bimbo, the Buxom Brunette Baker”! It’s catchy, it’s a name you remember, and hearing it makes you want a slice of bread, plus the jokes you could make about sandwiches alone would be worth it!

What in the name of all thats holy?!?

What the hell is up with THIS?! It’s got to be one of the nastiest things I have ever heard of. Peanut butter and cheese sandwich?? That’s even worse than Peanut butter and banana sandwiches! Seriously, has anyone had the balls to actually make this and eat it? Is it as truly disgusting as it sounds?

Anyway, if you got the balls and want to give it a try, now you got the recipe to make this abomination of a sandwich! So, by all means give it a go! I however will just stick with jelly instead of cheese.

On the other hand, peanut butter and cheese has inspired me, and gotten my creative juices flowing, and now I feel the need to write a small little song!

The peanut butter and cheese song

Please! Oh please, Oh please!
I’m down on my knees!!
Please!
Don’t feed me anymore peanut butter and cheese!

I got stung by a swarm of bees!
My dog got eaten by a pack of wild fleas!
But nothings worse than peanut butter and cheese!

Ah geeze!!
It’s peanut butter and cheese!

Thank ya! Thank ya very much!

My Celeb dopplegangers

There’s this place on the internet where you can go, upload a picture of yourself, and through a unique face recongnition doo-ma-hicky will find and tell you which celebs you look most like…How accurate is it? Erm…Well, not very I don’t think, however the picture I used was a bad photo I think which prolly had something to do with it, ill try again when I get my main computer back and show those results as well…In the meantime, this is the current set of results…

I don’t even know WHO that is!