Happy New Year!!!

Happy new year! 2012 has finally come, which means absolutely nothing really! I’m not sure why people make a big day out of it to be honest. I mean, the only significant aspect of the “Holiday” is switching out calendars, and trying to remember the new date when signing checks. Other than that, there’s absolutely nothing special about the day.

Well, except this year of course. Since, apparently, this is the final year mankind will exist! It’s the end of the world, and we’re all going to die, and this time, it’s true! All the other doomsdays? Those were just practice runs! Clearly, this is it ladies and gentleman! Why? It was predicted, that’s why!

I of course am being sarcastic. I do not think the world will end. Not this year anyway.

However, many people will tell you that it is. Of course, there is a good chance these people could be paranoid, and/or crazy.

Remember, this isn’t the first time people have cried doomsday. In fact, it just recently happened with the Rapture. It seems like it happens every year as a matter of fact. Most famously with the Y2K scare.

Anyway, the whole point of this post was to wish you a happy new year, if you celebrate it. So, Happy new year!

2012: The end of the world

Where will you be, and what will you be doing when the world comes to an end in the year 2012? Yea, according to those zany mayans, we are gonna be non-existant come the year 2012! It’s true! We know this because that’s when their calendar ends! That’s right, so, their calendar ends, and of course the only LOGICAL reason would be the end of the world.

It would be silly illogical to assume that they ended their calendar there cause they were pretty sure come that time they would need a new higher fashion calendar, or that they might just have had a plan on moving to a beach house condo come 2012…Nope, has to be the end of the world. That’s logic for ya people.

So, what are you gonna be doing? I’ll tell you what I will be doing! I’ll either be ordering a pizza, watching TV, spending time with my bubby or playing a random MMORPG. Cause I am sure there will be a pretty spiffy one out in 5 years time.

So, how’s the world gonna end? Well, im betting some form of Zombie creating plague will strike the populace of the world, and Zombieitis will spread across the globe, and we will either become a Zombie, or have our brains eaten….Although im curious what happens when the zombies run out of brains…