So, yesterday to celebrate the “dawning of a new year”, I went out and picked up some chinese food. Nothing in particular, it was just a variety of things really. I got some Lo Mein and sweet and sour chicken. However, the main reason I got chinese was for some Cream Cheese Wontons! I fucking love those! Seriously, I think I could live exclusively on those little things. I wonder if they sell frozen ones, and if so, I wonder if they are any good.
Anyway, that’s not really the point of the post! The point is, that like most Chinese Restaurant, they included some Fortune Cookies with the meal. So, after I finished up the dinner, I cracked open my fortune cookie to see what was in store for me this year. The fortune Cookie read, and I quote:
Good luck will fall into your lap, three months from this date.
Now, it sounds like a pretty kick-ass fortune right? That’s what I thought too! Turns out, it’s not as kick-ass as it seems! After a few minutes, it dawned on me, that three months from that date was April Fools day! What kind of ass-hattery/Tom Foolery/shenanigans were they doing there? What kind of mean joke was that? Early april fools gag. Pfft! For Shame Chinese Restaurant, for shame!!
Made in the Shaide 