Whopping Whopper

I’m sure most of you have heard about Burger King in japan selling their huge giant 7 patty whopper to celebrate the arrival of Windows 7. It’s an interesting promotion to say the least. I’m pretty sure if they wanted to have a promotion like that over here, people would blow up and scream bloody murder. I mean, people were up in arms over super sizing, and in comparison that’s nothing!

Anyway, this is my wee comic strip about the whole thing. Also, In case yer interested, I shall let you gaze upon the advertisement because im just that nice.

Big ol’ frickin spider!

So, I came home the other day, got the lights turned on and started to head into the kitchen to make me a lufferly ham sammitch! I got about halfway across the living room, looked up into the corner, just above the door to the kitchen and there was this GIANT spider just staring at me, and I swear to god I think it was plotting! I think it had planned to leap down onto me when I made my way into the kitchen and then I believe it planned on devouring me!

Luckily my keen eyes spotted the eight legged monster in time, and I was able to slay the beast. Now, I didn’t use a sword, but only cause I had no sword handy! What I did use was a can of bug spray! It wasn’t even Spider spray! It was actually ant spray. I aimed and sprayed. The spider leaped onto the floor and I kept spraying. It did after awhile die, although I am not sure if the poison killed it, or if it drowned in the aforementioned poison. It was a rather large puddle, because I didn’t want to take chances.

The spider ended up dead, it’s corpse was then transported to the spider disposal unit(Also known as the toilet) and was properly disposed of. God I hate spiders!

There should be a warning…

It’s funny because it’s true! A friend of mine came over not too long ago, while I was apparently smashed out of my mind! On top of me being already drunk and on the verge of passing out, my friend proceeded to bring over some Vodka. Now, this worked out great for me, since I was fresh out of booze! So, We had some Vodka.

To make a long story short…Apparently when you get REALLY drunk you begin telling people around you that you love them. This event did transpire. Apparently i told my friend that I loved him, multiple times in fact! An event that my friend will never let me forget.

Seriously, this should be a warning label.

Shes a dude?!?

I don’t know how many of you have heard this, but there’s this rumor floating around that Lady Gaga is actually a a dude. Apparently people claim during one of her performances you can see her junk slipping out or some such nonsense. Is she a dude? Honestly, I seriously doubt that she’s a man. I am fairly certain that she is a woman. However, even if she wasn’t a chick, does it really matter? Does it somehow affect you? It doesnt seem to interfere with her singing. So, that shouldn’t be an issue. Also, you probably don’t have to worry about getting intimate with her either. So honestly, how does this affect you?!

It doesn’t that’s the basic answer. Yet people are so happy to sit and argue it. “Oh thats wrong” and blah-blah. To those people, all i have to say is this: “Get a life. Seriously.” because you make too much of a big deal that doesnt matter, and even if it did matter, most likely is untrue. The subject however does make for funny jokes and comics strips however. <_<

Dexterfied!

Dexter is like, the GREATEST show on Television right now. It’s original, which is an added bonus and it’s well written and has great acting which puts it over the top. They chose the PERFECT cast for this show. For instance, I don’t think anyone could pull the role of Dexter off better than Michael C. Hall! I mean, come on! He looks oh so normal, and yet…he also looks a little disturbed.  How perfect can you get?

Anyway! The new season of Dexter has started, and it’s off to a great start so far! I am extremely pleased thus far and am anxious to see how things play out. I should mention that this season John Lithgow is playing another serial killer in Dexters life. He too is really good at playing a disturbed person.

Anyway, it’s back on the air, though unfortunately for me, the night of the season premier a storm blew into town, and took out the cable lines in parts of town. Luckily however it wasn’t taken out ALL over town, and luckily for me, I had friends who have showtime <_<

I don’t get it?

Ok maybe I am weird, or just outright Dense. I however just don’t see how Ziggy Comic strips are funny! I mean, don’t get me wrong, I am not entirely retarded! I can see where the “Attempt” at humour is, I just don’t find it funny! Not even a little, Not even at all! In fact, it doesn’t even generate a chuckle of disbelief..and those come pretty easy! Like when your 10 year old cousin says “Where do cows go for fun? a-MOO-sment parks!”

Here is an example of a Ziggy strip….

See? Where is the FUNNY!!!???