First, I want to begin by saying I have nothing against Homosexuals, in fact some of my friends are gay. I have nothing against heterosexuals, in fact most of my friends are straight. I do have a wee bit of an issue with bisexuals though, despite the fact that one of my friends is bisexual(Although I just pretend she’s straight).
So, now you might be asking “What the hell? What’s your problem with bi’s???” or you might not be asking this at all, however I am still going to tell you. Brace yourself people, and if yer one of them folks who DON’T want to know…feel free to skip the rest of this entry.
Homo and Hetero make sense to me. These are sexual preferences. These aren’t choices we make. We are born either born hetero or homo. So, what’s bisexuality? It’s Horndogginess! That’s what it is! It’s definitely NOT a sexual preference…Yea, there are some who say “I beg to differ but it sure as hell is a preference.” and to those people I ask…”What preference is it? Not to fuck the family goldfish?” Fact of the matter is…Bisexuals HAVE no sexual preference…Yes some will say they prefer men or women….but bottom line, if ones not around…They will knock boots with the next gender.
So, do I have an issue with it? Of course! How can I not? I mean seriously, a bisexual is just a horndog!
Made in the Shaide 